Scenes from a playground

Scene #1 or how to tell you are in New England

Mom to 3 yr old girl on swing--" Do you want another push"
3 yr old girl- "Push hahd--I wanna go wicked fast"
Mom--"Like that"
3 yr old girl--"yeah thats awesome"

Scene #2 or how to spoil a child in 3 yrs flat

3 yr old boy to Mom-- "Mom get over here I want to be pushed--NOW"
Mom- "Im coming sweetie, just helping your sister down the slide"
3 yr old boy--"No, NOW" with a scowl
Mom--"Okay Im coming--sorry"as she practially runs across the playground
3 yr old boy-"Why didnt you come quicker?"